Theft From Smithy Arms

Unfortunately at 2.37am this morning we had a visit through a small window in the pub of two little spineless thieves. These two pieces of scum thought they were master criminals wearing laytex gloves and crawling around on their hands and knees but they decided to remove their hoods while they were directly under one of our cctv cameras. They took our till, safe and also a Yorkshire Air Ambulance charity box. We have passed on loads of images to the boys in blue who were very impressed by the clarity of the photos, these will be put on social media by the police, we will share the images then. Anyway onwards and upwards we are open as normal today.